We don't know what your cat is like, but we'd be dead within 15 seconds of this film's premise because of our ScreamingAngelMonsterBaby....

A bloody good time on this, an Independence Day that hits different after the "big beautiful bill" was passed, neutering our democracy....

In which we both use "orbit" in our reviews because of course we do. 👯 Ginger Turmeric Popcorn Dave: While the movie felt a bit plotless...

A thoughtful "comedy" and a curious popcorn spice blend are the order of the evening! Easy Snack-y Spice Blend Popcorn Dave: Even if it...

¡Ay dios mio! *gazes at the camera dramatically as the strings come in* Whopper Popcorn Dave: What did I just watch? It’s like that...

Anna Kendrick's debut as a direct slightly divides us, but the popcorn is a definite no . Dave: I’d wanted something campy and...

Think twice before someone offers you meatballs... or this popcorn? Idk. Dave: While the movie wasn’t quite as campy as I thought it...

In which we both gasp at a twist and mention that reaction in our reviews. Dave: While some of the plot may be a little shopworn and the...

Pew pew pew! but why why why? Dave: Civil War was a wild dystopian fever dream. At times it felt like Saving Private Ryan for the...

In which Dave and I both compare Elizabeth Holmes to Donald Trump. It ain't a good look, darlin'. Dave: So, let’s start a multimillion...

Sweet birthday baby!!! Dave: Macaulay Culkin walked so Good Boys could run. Why is it fun to watch a misguided, slightly naughty kid...

In the final throes of COVID, I decided to choose one of my favorite films from my last semester in college. Dave, recently plagued with...

Did we crawl into each other's brains and give both the film and the popcorn the exact same score? Reader, we did. Dave: One of our...

Bobby Moynihan plays an absolutely unhinged Chef Boyardee. That's all you need to know. Dave: I wanted to watch something a little silly...

Two queens don't get the script they deserve, and a popcorn manages to fail to deliver on its name. Dave: When I was in grad school, I...

Sometimes I think Dave and I are almost always on the same page, and then I read his reviews. Dave: They call him the talented Mister...

Barry Keoghan has... gifts. Dave: For everything this movie tackles - the excesses of the rich, the classism of the rich, the rich...

Honestly, Tracy Flick wouldn't be markedly different from most modern day presidents. Dave: Given the cult status of Election, this...

Did you know John Cena was funny? We didn't. Dave: It was only a matter of time until the bizarrely uncomfortable hook of the show...

Pew pew pew and goo goo goo! Dave: One the one hand, The Killer radiates sleek modernity, like a really fancy bit out of Spy Vs Spy or...