Joe gushes over Nicole Kidman while Dave wonders why linoleum isn't more popular as a breakfast dish. Dave: You should never read the...

One of us would prefer sushi bazooked into his mouth; the other would prefer sushi bazooked back into the ocean. Dave: While it was a...

We were far sadder about the disgusting popcorn than the (ostensibly sad) movie. Joe: A Monster Calls is one of my favorite books, if...

Tilda Swinton deserves all the awards. Dave: I can't even be glib and lighthearted about this movie. It felt even more gut wrenching than...

In which one of Joe's favorite snacks is ruined and we watch Anna Kendrick fail. Note: Dave and I wrote these reviews separately. When...

A stomach-churning movie doesn't stop us from devouring an entire bowl of popcorn. Dave: I never want to watch this movie again. The...

Which is a bigger assault on the senses: people screaming at each other or this popcorn? Dave: Tangerine was a visually pretty movie, but...

The popcorn doesn't make us sick to our stomachs, but the movie does. Dave: It was scarier than Showgirls and Blair Witch Project all...