In which we eat, essentially, a bowl of sugar while watching a film about the horror of white privilege, racism, and liberal white guilt....

Can John Goodman be scary? Can ranch ruin a good thing? Dave: John Goodman and the rest of the cast were pretty brilliant, and I...

Do pulverized dried mushrooms mix with dolls-that-come-to-life? Dave: This movie made me want to get rid of all my stuffed animals, just...

Vampires & feminism & anchovies, oh my! Dave: This was a gorgeous movie to watch - the director really exploited the black and white...

Ho ho ho-rror while we risk future heart problems to eat delicious popcorn. Dave: Having gotten a degree in folklore, I’ve been familiar...

Teen scream from the early aughts paired with an oddly wet but enjoyable snack. Dave: The movie was like grading a student's final paper...

Devil worshippers appear in the film... and probably came up with this recipe, too. Dave: I was worried this would be tacky, over-the-top...