A haunting that feels like anything but, and a popcorn that might become a staple in the Nerdery™ Dave: So as not to end our campy horror...

Klown Kamp and basic-bitch-PSLs to kick off October! Dave: So, I guess we're on a campy horror kick: last week was the Blob and this week...

The Blob is an eerie prophecy for 2020. The popcorn is an eerie prophecy for clogged arteries because ghee. So much ghee. Dave: When I...

Somehow, despite not consulting each other before submitting our reviews, Dave and I both write that the movie is 20 minutes too long and...

Gore and salt. That is all. Dave: I think whoever made this movie saw Jordan Peele’s Get Out and thought: “Hey, you know what would be...

Who knew?: Crush up a bunch of Nacho Cheese Doritos and sprinkle them over popcorn for maximum tastiness. Who knew?: Teens saving their...

Octavia Spencer makes a terrific psychopath, and we need to find more savory popcorn recipes. Please send us some. Dave: Well, that was...

Sequels usually ruin everything. So do sweet popcorns, for that matter. Dave: Happy Death Day 2U was disappointing in the way a lot of...

The movie triggers Dave's memories of graduate school (while Joe hides under blankets, triggered by the gore), and, as the photo...

Lupita + ukulele versions of "Shake It Off" + zombies + a very curious popcorn that left us quite divided. Dave: A zombie film where the...

Our kick-off to Horror Movie month appropriately references multiple horror movies, and we get a popcorn "inspired" by... corn...? Dave:...

Multiple stabbings and a visit to "Indonesia". Dave: This movie was mindless, funny, vaguely predictable, and a wee bit gory. In short,...

An aggressively mediocre popcorn is made more palatable by a rad 80's horror send-up. For the umpteenth time, we swear we don’t compare...

In which we debate the merits of an atmospheric horror film that prominently features an evil goat and we try our second pepperoni pizza...

Pure terror and bacon bacon bacon bacon! Dave: I chose this movie thinking it would be a fun, campy, B-horror romp at the end of a kind...

A classic 70s shocker isn't half as shocking as the globs of sugar in the popcorn. We’re baaaaaaaaaack! It’s been a little over a month...

In which we answer two burning questions: is truffle oil really that great? Are 80s slasher flick homages really necessary? Dave: All the...

Facebook ate this post. It is lost to the ethers and we are sad. Luckily, while we were plowing through the Food Network's list, Joe kept...

We find: 1) a surprisingly creepy horror film and 2) that Corn Nuts are hard to procure outside of gas stations. Dave: Usually Netflix...

In which we discover the life-changing za'atar and half-sleep through a "horror" movie. Dave: With a predictable plot, ample xenophobia,...